The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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