Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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