i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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