So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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