I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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