True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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