Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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