we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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