did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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