Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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