He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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