So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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