I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We're too hungover to prance.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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