Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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