He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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