Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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