I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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