We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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