i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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