dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I look better un-naked...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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