do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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