it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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