He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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