I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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