I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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