there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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