Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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