North Korea, Best Korea!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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