She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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