Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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