My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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