We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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