Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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