just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
The adults are the big ones right?
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