hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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