Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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