maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You have to summon your inner elephant
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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