real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
what the fuck happened to the tacos
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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