For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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