Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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