White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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