I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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