none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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