This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize