What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
