Christians are straight up FREAKS
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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