What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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