i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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