I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.