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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.

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  Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It's just like the Real World with babies

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time

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  I'll google it

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• (716): View more from New York

  You can't have your penis and eat it, too.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.

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• (323): View more from California

  what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.

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