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  Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Am i fat?

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  Well i wouldnt let you on top

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...

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  I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference

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• (310): View more from California

  Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???

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  As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.

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• (212): View more from New York

  You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.

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