some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.