she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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