i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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