I just cut my nipple shaving
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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