I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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is that a dick in a sweater?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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