worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
there is glitter all over my balls
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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