normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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