Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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